Stonewall at Forty

Jessie's Journal UpdateAs an event and as a symbol, the Stonewall Riots of June 27-29 1969 continues to shape our lives. Forty years later, a gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender generation that was not even born in 1969 looks back fondly at “the Stonewall girls” as role models for GLBT activism and resistance. Even so, there are many young people today who do not know what “Stonewall” was, or what is represents, or why so many of our institutions and organizations are named after it.
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Slutty Porn Star Brothers Tag-Team Sister Roma

porn star brothers at san francisco prideWhen two brothers at San Francisco pride tell Sister Roma that they want to have a threesome with someone, as long as they don't touch each other, she asks them to demonstrate by making a filthy nun sex sandwich.












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The Sword's Gay-Ass July 4th Mixtape, Vol. 2

It's a holiday weekend, so alas, we at Sword HQ will not be here to help you through your Friday -- should you happen to be one of those unfortunate souls trapped behind a computer.


But allow us to leave you with this token of our appreciation -- our second annual Gay-Ass Fourth of July Mixtape, which we think is even more fun than the first.  Listen to it during your BBQ, or while you're dancing around the house preparing for your post-BBQ gay goings-out.

And we didn't set out to be all anti-American about it, but this mix does happen to be almost entirely composed of non-American artists, so, go figure.  The exceptions are the last three tracks, which bring the mood down a bit and take us to a more lesbian place: a remix of America's "Horse with No Name" by Todd Terje, Rufus Wainwright's American boredom anthem "Going to a Town," and Aimee Mann's "4th of July."

Oh, and that's Argentinian-born Londoner Marco Blaze with the flag over his face and torso.



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Photographer Finds the Faces Behind the Craigslist Ads

de-classified craigslist photography exhibitA photographer named Mark Andrew contacted people behind Craigslist postings and photographed them in their homes. Below, a roundup of all the gay ones, as well as a hot bi couple and a midget-chaser.


Here's the full gallery of Andrew's project, which he calls De-Classified. We enjoy the contrast between the low-brow postings and the high-brow photography, which we defaced by resizing and cropping into the square images below.







Hot guy needs cash - m4mw - 19 (Clifton Park)

6ft2in, white, athletic build, 170lbs, short dirty blond hair, hazel eyes. Can go for hours.

be clean and desease free. males and females welcome. email me for pics. $100 an hour.


Nude Massage $ for guys who need one, 30-60. - 53 (Rome/Utica/Syracuse Area)

Iam not a professional, but I’ve got great hands to give you a massage with benfits. Iam only asking for a 20 dollars donations, & if you can’t donate no problem. The guys who’ve had my massage have felt satified with my work. YOU MUST BE CLEAN, D/D FREE, NO DRUGS, HIV NEG. IAM CLEAN, D/D FREE, NO DRUGS, HIV NEG., DISCREETFUL, & RESPECTFUL.. I CAN HOST!!!! I CAN’T TRAVEL!!!! IAM NOT IN SYRACUSE!!!!!!!! bi/str8/married/gay

Iam looking for guys 30-52 - 53 (Rome/Utica Area) I like sucking, being sucked, cuddling, kissing, 69, fucking, body contact, nipple play, etc. NO PAIN, NO KINK, NO DRUGS, NO W/S, NO BONDAGE. IAM CLEAN, D/D FREE, NO DRUGS, HIV NEG. TESTED (9-08). YOU MUST BE TOO. FACE PIC A MUST+++ & A COCK PIC TOO+++ NO PIC, NO RESPONSE, I’LL DELETE IT. bi/married/gay


think you might be a Dan to my Roseanne Connor

So a bit about myself: I’m a fun loving guy, blue collar bear cub, love to laugh. I have a lot of friends and I love spending time with them. I have my own small business and it keeps me busy, but leaves me some time for fun. I was raised by a single mom and family is important to me. I’m a cuddler, I tend to respond more to a person who wants to be different and take me out on a non-conventional date - surprise me!

Now after all that is said and done if you are any of the following, peace out! 1. If you don’t like to wipe the cum after sex, 2. You only call when you’re drunk and are able to deal with the fact that you are gay after a six pack, 3. Married, 4. Not over your X!, 5. Not old enough to drink, 6. No car, 7. No job, 8. Considers themselves “straight acting” but likes to wear panties, 9. Answers every question with a sarcastic remark, 10. Loves to roll their eyes, 11. Kissing = trying to lick my tonsils or eat my face


young bi couple searching for the same - mw4mw - 19

we are are young good-looking outgoing couple. both of us are down for pretty much anything. we are looking for single bisexual guys or girls or bisexual couples who are good-looking, in shape, under the age of 30, and clean.


Needing a horny midget/dwarf/little person - m4w - 31 (Springfield)

Are you a hot, horny, uninhibited female who is small of stature?

This big boy would like to meet you.


Let’s cum together - m4m - 46 (Pittsfield)

Hey Guys!

I am looking for other hot guys in the area to get off with. I am in athletic shape, 5'6", 29" waist, 125lbs, hazel eyes, S&P hair, 6+ inches and cut, & Italian. You must be in great shape also. Love to do just about anything in bed. You can also be uncut & must be hiv- like myself. You can be “straight”, bi , but not married. Race not important, however hygeine is. Serious inquiries only, please. Drop me an e-mail with pics & stats, and I WILL send u a pic/pics back. Hope to hear from you. Thanks Guys!


horny asian bottom needs it bad - 25

looking to host here, looking to suck and get sucked and fucked

love masculine men, with a little extra pounds on them, construction workers, cops, and uniformed, get in the front of the line!

please reply with a face pic and also a pic of your cock and i’ll do the same

no pic no reply

I can’t wait for your email!!!


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Study: HPV Vaccine Good for Boys Too

A new clinical trial of Gardasil at the University of California, San Francisco suggests that the vaccine is likely to be almost as effective in preventing infection in men as in women.

The vaccine prevents against two strains of the human papilloma virus which cause cervical, anal and penis cancers. The clinical trial was funded by the vaccine's maker, Merck, presumably in order to pave the way toward approving its use in men in Canada -- and ultimately to see it approved in the U.S. 

“The numbers right now look not quite as good as the girls’ but still very, very good,” says [lead researcher Joel] Palefsky. “The vaccine was nearly 100 percent effective [in women] so you obviously can’t do better than that.”

Gay men are 17 times more likely to develop anal cancer than straight men, due to anal sexual contact. It's important to note, though that one can contract HPV on the anus without having anal intercourse. 

Between this and the AIDS-stopping mangina gel, the next generation of young gays are really going to have no reason not be complete whores.

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Francois Sagat Dancing Cuntily at Montreal Pride

Francois Sagat Dancing in montreal for prideWe haven't heard from Francois in a while, but here he is dancing at Montreal Pride last weekend wearing one of Slick It Up's Shredder Suits.


This vid comes to us from TitanMen via our lover David Mason at House of Vader, who describes the moment in which Francois appears to slap himself as seeming almost "French." And:

I know exactly where is comes from in me too. Grace Jones does it in VIEW TO A KILL after she kills the guy with the POISON BUTTERFLY , then JUMPS OFF THE EIFFEL TOWER, only to land on on a CIGARETTE BOAT waiting in the SEINE manned by CHRISTOPHER WALKEN upon landing he asks her "well?" and she throws her head back in laughter and SLAPS HERSELF!!!! FUCKING FIERCEST THING EVER. Total formative experience in the life of David Mason.





Buy the suit here, or watch David and Francois playing in the sun, or see David talking with NakedSwordsman Steve Cruz right here.

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Lucas' 'Men of Israel' Discuss Fucking, Cumming

O how we love the brazenness of this post-shoot dinner video by Michael Lucas, shot in Jerusalem following a day of on-set fucking by the cast of Men of Israel.


We previously posted some pictures from the set, Lucas himself has now launched this promo microsite, and Lucas Entertainment Creative Director mr. Pam says the editing is going well and the movie looks hot.

But as previews go, we don't think anything can top this clip.  The opening dialogue, replete with accents:


"What did you do today?"
"I fucked and came."
"And what is your name?"
"Jonathan Agassi."
"You are famous."





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Butters' "What What In the Butt" Remix

Just when we think to ourselves that South Park has to have run out of ways to possibly amuse us, we come across bits of YouTubery like this one.


This "remix" of the "What What in the Butt" song -- sung by Butters, who's long been the butt of all South Park gay jokes, pun intended -- comes to us via YouTube user jakeduk and was most likely made to amuse his 14-year-old friends. Wtvr.








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Drag Dodgeball at Gay Pride Virginia

For the concept alone, we post this video.


We wish, of course, that the quality was better, that there were more actual, honest-to-god-looking trannies involved, and that everyone didn't look like they were seriously competing.  This should have been an opportunity for comedy! High-heeled hijinks!  Not lesbians pitching balls across the line like actual gym class. But anyway, it is Virginia.








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Say It Isn't So!: Vicodin and Percocet to Be Banned?

In a huge blow to pain pill fans, federal advisory panel has issued a recommendation to the FDA that they ban all drugs that combine a narcotic with acetometophin, including Vicodin and Percocet.

The panel's recommendation -- which the FDA is mostly likely to follow -- comes after many reports regarding the long-term damage to the liver that this narco-Tylenol combo can cause. 

As we hear from the NY Times (via JoeMyGod, who clearly knows his audience):
The panel’s 20-17 vote to recommend a ban on the combination drugs was one of 11 it took at a meeting called to advise the F.D.A. on problems arising from the extraordinary popularity of acetaminophen. In 2005, American consumers bought 28 billion doses of products containing the ingredient.

Personally, we prefer drugs that make us shit immediately, not drugs that make us feel sort of itchy and clog up our poopers for a week. But we've met a few fans of Vicodin who swear by it on a given Thursday with a glass of wine, so for them, we mourn. Everyone else, please refer to our Gay Primer to Fatal Drug Interactions.


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Separated at Girth: Chris Evans & Randy Blue's Chris Bines

chris evans gay porn doppelgangerOne of them has stopped taking off his shirt because his publicist fears for his career. The other one has no publicist, and therefore makes a career of fingering himself on Randy Blue's crusty bed.


We recently fêted the gorgeous Fantastic Four actor Chris Evans in a Torso of the Week. While Chris' not-as-hot gay brother is fagging out on One Life to Live, Chris' porn star doppelganger -- a newcomer named Chris Bines -- is jerking off for Randy Blue. If Chris Evans is going to insist on chasing the mainstream Hollywood dragon, we'll just have to settle for the 7" cut dragon of Chris Bines.















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