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Guidelines for Priests |
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By Perry Brass
Take men who have come from generations of self-hatred. Hammer into each generation the idea that their self-hatred is well deserved because of their inherent sinfulness for being sexual. Make sure they feel that any natural form of sexuality, such as masturbation, sexual intercourse of any form, and sexual fantasies and feelings are abnormal and filthy.
Make sure that if their sexuality is directed towards girls, you tell them that sex with girls is abnormal and sinful -- unless it leads directly to children. Make sure that if their sexuality directed towards boys, it is made doubly vilely sinful, unless it is directed towards priests. Then it is called natural gratefulness. Make sure that the self-hating men you train to be priests are in environments filled with self-hating boys - and girls. Make sure the girls all feel that they are whores unless you marry them to boys you have already tested for their purity. Make sure that the self-hating men you work with are in highly seductive, nurturing positions with young boys, whose self-hatred over sexual feelings you have "educated" into them. Without this "education," the boys will be in a state of sin that only you can "cure" anyway. Make sure that your self-hating men work with particularly vulnerable kids. Poor kids, homeless kids, and kids emotionally damaged from your "education" process are good material to work with. Make sure that any attempt to expose your skill at producing these self-hating priests be side-tracked with a diversionary action. An excellent diversionary tactic: exposing the sinfulness of "homosexuals" among you, whom you have previously invited in to use. Once you use homosexual men and expose them, you can discard them.
Lesson: Use them, then burn them. Burn them, then use them. Self-hatred can lead to very real material rewards, when you threaten people with sin and hell. Never confuse self-hatred with "self-abuse." Everyone knows that "self-abuse," i.e., masturbation, must be stopped, so that genuine self-hatred can work. Make sure that you are in a position of respect, power, esteem, and even love with the boys whose self-hatred you will be able to manipulate through imposing silence. Keep all your actions as silent as possible, and cover that over with huge helpings of self-hatred. Forget about Jesus and any of His ideas about tolerance and love. Remember, self-hatred, not love, breeds power. The best thing is to make your followers comfortable with their own self-hatred. In short: You never want to alleviate self-hatred. You only to make men comfortable with it. Train your priests to be "therapists" and "counselors," too. Therefore, the modern tools of "therapy" and "counseling" can be twisted to instill self-hatred even more. Make sure that your self-haters constantly preach, moralize, and admonish. This covers over their own tracks. When you have genuinely caring clergymen who can not resist the temptation to dispute your doctrine of self-hatred, make sure they are only known for being contemptible: use and abuse them. That instills self-hatred all around. Make sure that all those under you, as their self-hatred becomes unbearable--due to your own moralizing -- in your own words: "Share in the Agony of Christ." Christ was never too keen on all that Agony anyway. But why quibble? Remember your basic doctrine that suffering and self-hatred are good for you. Any momentary relief from the suffering you have imposed on others -- also known as "confession" -- brings you to a state of very useful power. When mixing all of these ingredients together, if anything rises to the surface - i.e., becomes exposed in any way -- smoother it with dirty money. Now make sure no one talks about it. Have your workers go on trips with kids, become a part of their families, and earn their trust. Ask that they room with them in other cities, to make sure they do not go astray amongst strangers. In the darkness of a distant motel room, all sorts of illuminating lessons can take place. [author's note: the author remembers this lesson very well, when he was sixteen and had to resist being molested by a priest in a hotel room in Augusta, Georgia.] Make sure that your men take their boys on lots of out-of-town trips. Sports events are very good for this. Use only lip service to create change. Remember, no change is better than any change. Try to keep your men away from Sado-Masochistic activities, even though they are a natural outlet for self-hatred. We all know how many practicing Catholics and High Church Anglicans one meets in disgusting leather bars. Getting down on your knees in leather is no substitute for what you want done in your name, so proclaim S & M a grievous sin, as bad as masturbation. Tell your followers that "self-pollution," i.e. "touching yourself" is a much worse sin that lying, stealing, etc. However, we can do something about this in the darkness of a motel room. Memo to Cardinal Ratzinger: Never, ever speak openly about ANYTHING that might upset the Pope. Realize that much of a religion is a fairy tale, but fairies have no place in it -- at least as far as the Press is concerned. Have a lot of sympathy for people whom you have hurt. Sympathy costs you nothing. Remember: you are in a position to control people. You've worked hard to get into it, keep it, and maintain it. You're not going to let little kids and a bunch of accidentally exposed homos stand in the way of that, are you? 
Perry Brass's newest novel is WARLOCK, A Novel of Possession,
that does deal with the interesting intersection of business and evil.
His "domestic partnership" is not underwritten by any of the Fortune 500.
He can be reached through his website www.perrybrass.com. For more information
on WARLOCK, go to http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ ASIN/1892149036/107-8161877-7587701
Telephone: 1 (800) 365-2401.
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