Finally. Romeo had been lamenting the loss of lesbian personal trainer Jackie Warner from the Bravo line-up of shows (especially that whole girlfriend who likes to bite arms storyline â?? a total classic), but it turns out they were just re-inventing her. Coming very soon? The excellently-titled Thintervention with Jackie Warner, where the clientâ??s drama will replace Jackieâ??s, giving the expert a chance to do what she does best: brutalize chubby people into good health. Meanwhile, over at Oxygen, season two of Dance Your Ass Off will demonstrate that while weight loss is cool and all, watching plus-sizers dance to â??Pump Up The Jamâ? is even better. And the new host is Mel B. Thatâ??s right, Scary Spice, who probably doesnâ??t really need the work, but is taking it on anyway. Sit down this summer with a pint of Haagen-Dazs and a bag of Cheetos and enjoy!
By Romeo San Vicente
