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Entrance Questionnaire |
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1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2.When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual? 3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex? 4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of? 5.Isn't it possible that all you need is a good gay lover? 6. Heterosexuals have histories of failure in gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection? 7. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know that you wouldn't prefer that? 8. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual? 8.To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react? Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me so long as you don't try to force it on me. Why do you people feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation? 9. If you should choose to nurture children, would you want them to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face? 10.The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers? 11.Why do you insist on being so obvious, and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet? 12.How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusive, heterosexual object choice, and remain unwilling to explore and develop your normal, healthy, God-given homosexual potential? 13.Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other narrowly restricted, stereotyped sex-roles. Why do you cling to such unhealthy role playing? 14.How can you enjoy a fully satisfying sexual experience or deep emotional rapport with a person of the opposite sex, when the obvious, biological, and temperamental differences between you are so vast? How can a man understand what pleases a woman sexually, or vice versa? 15.Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex? 16.With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals? 17.Shouldn't you ask the fringe straight types, like swingers, Hell's Angels, and Jesus freaks, to conform more? Wouldn't that improve your image? 18.How could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual, considering the menace of overpopulation? 19.There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed with which you might be able to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy? 20.Do heterosexuals hate or distrust others of the same sex? Is that what makes them heterosexual? 21.Why are heterosexuals so promiscuous? 22.Could you really trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective and unbiased? Don't you fear he/she might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own feelings? |
Photo: The Dirtiest Show in Town 23. Which one doesn't belong? 
24. What does the man in the cape represent? What does the female holding him back represent? Is the man better off grounded or free?
25. What does this graphic prove? (A) Sitting on tombstones can give you hemorrhoids (B) Kids these days don't respect the dead (C) The heterosexual 'deathstyle' 
26. Whose outfit would you rather be wearing?
27. When faced with this question you should: (A) Thank Paul for saving your life (B) Nod, but gaze longingly at Paul's crotch (C) Tell Paul how much he looks like Liberace in this light, and suggest shagging right now! 
28. What is this man thinking? (A) Boy, these things are tight! (B) I wonder if I could fit in that dress? (C) There's got to be more to life than a heterosexual relationship! |
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