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| Compiled By Jack Nichols
A Heterosexual Named Fagg
Everyone I have talked to says that members of the military regularly, in their
private capacities, violate the Uniform Code of Military Justice. Indeed, there was
a case recently in which an airman was convicted of having had sex with a woman,
neither of whom was married, but they were convicted of violating the Uniform
Code of Military Justice. He was, by the way, a heterosexual whose name was Fagg, F-A-G-G.
So if people want to look up the case, it's Fagg vs. the United States.
Rep. Barney Frank (D.-Mass)— NBC's Send Him to Tranny School —He'd be Divine! I'll have to learn more about it.
Al Gore—reply during the Iowa primaries Hanoi Jane? A Born-Again Christian?
Robert Stacy McCain— "Jane Fonda becomes a born-again Christian" The Washington Times, January 14 Rethinking Decartes? I cum, therefore I am. Ekim1966--Badpuppy Forums President Mugabe's Politics of Piss
The antics of a handful have provided Mugabe's ruling Zanu PF party with
a handy target. The state media has seized on a series of recent incidents to demonstrate
that recalcitrant Rhodesians have spurned Mugabe's hand of friendship…
The most notorious case involves a farm manager from Chiredzi in the
southern lowveld who allegedly urinated into the open mouth of a sleeping
worker. The case, currently before the courts, can hardly be described as
typical. But it is certainly being milked for all it is worth by a
government anxious to divert attention from Mugabe's misrule. Members of
Parliament have said racist whites should be beaten up in the streets.
Iden Wetherell—" It's a race once again in Zim's 'pissing' poll"-- Daily Mail & Guardian, Johannesburg, January 11 There's Something about Big Rick DJ Rick Jackson said he had to cancel his radio show and rush to hospital when he was unable to free his "manhood" from his trousers… The 26-year-old said: "They always called me Big Rick but now I feel more like Little Richard." The Sydney Morning Herald, January 14 
Dr. Laura's TV Show Arrives at Paramount
We feel the way the Von Trapp children would feel if Dad decided to divorce Maria and marry Joan Crawford. She's not a happy addition to the family. Joe Keenan-- an Emmy-winning writer-producer on Frasier—Los AngelesTimes, January 11 Surpassing the Love of Slobbering Blokes Kissing girls is nice, but in a different way from kissing blokes – no slobber, no stubble, no chin rash. Gail Porter—Scottish TV presenter on Channel 4's Big Breakfast-- Daily Record and Sunday Mail, January 14 Ben Affleck's Dark Lesbian Past
There isn't anything I can do, but you should know that this is a very old movie
that has very little to do with me.
Ben Affleck-- disowning a 15-minute 1994 film short about Hollywood's sexism titled I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney--www.affleck.com Bill Bradley and the Problem with Class Acts Meanwhile, Bill Bradley has been coming up and coming up. It's always been clear that the man is a class act, without a phony bone in his body. The trouble is, class acts are a problem in this country. Adlai Stevenson was a class act, and he lost twice. I've had my political heart broken by class acts more times than I care to remember. I'm class-act-shy. Molly Ivins—"Bill Bradley makes me wish I weren't so class-act-shy"—Star-Telegram,January 14 |
Jane Fonda has become a born-again Christian, enthusiastic in her
newly found faith, and her conversion is making waves from Atlanta to
Hollywood…She's regularly attending church services and Bible studies in
Atlanta, and one friend calls her faith "very real, very deep."
News of her conversion--one of her longtime critics calls it a
conversion "right up there with Saul of Tarsus" -- leaped from Internet
gossip to mainstream newspapers following the disclosure last week that
she and her husband, Ted Turner, have separated.
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