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Quotes & Quips
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Compiled By Jack Nichols Tempt Me, Charming Man, and I'll Kill You
Steve May: Sir, are you saying that if you and I shared a bedroom in the barracks that you would succumb to some strange laws of biology? Ollie North: No, I would strangle you Steve before you could get away with it. Larry King Live—CNN, September 19 Send Him to the Baths!
![]() Samantha Dowling—“W.A. Police Officer on beat charge”-- West Side Observer [GLBT] newspaper-- North Perth W.A. 6906 Australia, September 15 ![]() (John Paulk's) actions this week deal a real blow to his credibility as a spokesperson for this whole movement. Bob Davies-- Bob Davies, director of Exodus International North America-- after it was revealed that Focus on the Family official John Paulk was spotted last week socializing at a Washington, D.C. gay bar-- Colorado Springs Gazette What's in a Name? The alleged 53-year-old murderer, who walked into a Roanoke, Virginia gay bar and opened fire, was oddly enough, named Gay himself. Ronald Edward Gay. We can only wonder if —all his life-- he'd been asked jokingly whether he might be gay and, as a result, had gone berserk. Of course, he'd have made things easier on himself if he'd only changed his name. M. Yarby—in an e-mail to GayToday, September 23 ![]() This sexy issue is complete with book reviews, steamy stories and pictures of boys so hot that the impotent will get hard-ons. Genre magazine—from a publicity release for its latest issue Why are the Kids Ugly? Kacey Jones is a musical humorist who is best known for her earlier band Ethel and the Shameless Hussies and also as the award winning producer for Kinky Friedman's album Pearls In The Snow. Kacey has just released her album Every Man I Love Is Either Married, Gay or Dead and the first single was recorded with Delbert McClinton called You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly. Brandy Reed--Webster & Associates-- working with the musical artist, Kacey Jones To What Depths will Paramount & Dr. Laura Now Sink?
![]() GLAAD Executive Director Joan M. Garry—Press Release, September 22 Pot is Better than Peanut Butter To battle against the medical use of marijuana is to fight the tide of scientific research itself. Dr. Paul M. Hyman— New York Times --September 23 Bumper Stickers Plead: 'No More Bushit!'
![]() Sen. Joseph Lieberman—Democratic Vice-presidential candidate as he was greeted in Ft. Lauderdale at a September 21 Plumbers Union meeting and a sea of bumper-stickers were held high that read 'No More Bushit'. To obtain this bumper sticker, send $2 plus a stamped, self-addressed envelope to Oral Majority, P.O. Box 402263, Miami Beach, Florida 33140 or call (305) 864-5110 to order quantities. A Befuddled Bush Poor Mr. Bush can't even begin to compete in this racket. He is so clueless about show biz that he hoped he might book into Letterman during his New York visit this week, when the show was in reruns. Ricki Lake awaits. Frank Rich—“No Business Like Show Business”—New York Times, September 23 |